BMB Humor

Here’s a little ditty I wrote to the tune of “Tomorrow” from Annie the musical.

Ode to the Bone Marrow Biopsy

My 4th bone marrow biopsy.

My 4th bone marrow biopsy.

The needle will draw
bone marrow
Bet your bony bottom                                      

Wanted: Healthy New Stem Cells

Rump Art for 3rd BMB

that tomorrow
Won’t be fun

Just thinkin’ about
bone marrow
Crunching sounds and
aspirating needle
Hope I’m numb

When I’m stuck in the rump
Feel the thump
Hear the grinding
I just say Hurry Up
BMB
On me…

Rump art for 2nd bone marrow biopsy

Rump art for 2nd bone marrow biopsy

I have no doubt                                                                                                                 bone marrow                                                                                                                will tell me to hang on                                                                                                     ’til tomorrow                                                                                                              Tests delayed

Bone marrow! Bone marrow!
I love ya, bone marrow
You’re keepin’
the MPNs
at bay

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